Saturday, September 13, 2008

More proof that horoscopes are a crock...

Saturday, August 19, 2006
Ok, so for the hell of it I was just reading some horoscope crap... you know the generic "Today you will have a bad day!" sort... and there was the option to see how you even out on the "love meter" versus the sign of your loved one... hahahahahahahahaha

Love Compatibility of Leo with Scorpio

Scorpios prefer to play out their dramas in private, and might find the Lion's loud roar childish and hard to understand. They need a lot of emotional space and clear boundaries, while you need over-the-top displays of love and affection. You might not get what you need with a Scorpio, who is more reserved with their love. It's not hopeless, though. If you can learn not to express absolutely everything you feel, all the time, and your Scorpio can understand that you need attention and make an effort to be more demonstrative, you can make it work.

A Deeper Look
Astrology 101
Mars Opposite Uranus
Feeling Tense?

A planetary opposition between Mars and Uranus makes for tense times! Combustible Uranus opposed by almighty Mars is enough to cause an inter-planetary feud. Down here on Earth, you may sense the fallout in explosive tempers, communications rifts or mere impatience. Before you blow up at your favorite person, get centered with some relationship advice from Tarot.

It's amazing to think how related the planets are to our emotions and attitudes. We are all energetic beings co-existing in this great galaxy. When certain planetary energies shift, such as two planets moving into opposing positions with one another, this has an affect we can all feel if we pay attention ... or simply understand what's going on.

With Mars and Uranus in a tizzy now, take care of yourself by releasing unwanted tension ... so it doesn't come out the wrong way and bruise a good relationship. Tarot is a great way to clear your head and connect with the real you, free from the distractions of the world. Light a candle, make some space and ask the Tarot for insight on how to boost your relationships, rather than harm them, during this testy time.

A daily or weekly Tarot ritual is a great way to always stay connected with your inner calm. Simply ask the oracle any question ... and you'll feel your intuition begin to tingle! Tarot helps you spark the insights you need for healthy relationships, no matter what's happening in the heavens.

Ok, so after ALL that bunk, I'm sitting here thinking.... despite the fact that I'm in NY and he's in Korea our relationship couldn't be stronger. What kind of moron do these people take us for? I find it absolutely INSANE that some people actually fall for this garbage. "Oh, the planets aren't aligned properly so we're going to have a fight!" Thats just (for lack of a better word) retarded.

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