If I swore as much on my blog as I do in real life I'm not sure I'd have other real words.
I'm just kidding. I'd have a few other real words.
I'm watching Parks and Recreation and laughing till I nearly wet myself. If I was faster on the uptake this entry would be nothing but P&R quotes.
I'm drinking a Sam Adams and eating chips off the floor.
I only ate two off the floor. The rest are in the bag.
If it weren't 9 pm I'd make myself chorizo bean dip, but I'm settling for salsa because I feel like it's too late to cook.
My kids are still up.
I'd prefer more beer.
And this concludes my random thoughts in 2 minutes.