...also, people are stupid. And my kids need to take advantage of that. My neighbors' sons got together and were selling mistletoe on the side of the road the other day.
#1 They did this last year, too. Earned a few dollars.
#2 I laughed because they weren't selling mistletoe. They were selling holly.
#3 People were dumb enough to fall for it, not knowing the difference.
#4 My kids need to hop on this train. The boys made 60 bucks this week selling holly to unassuming passersby because the whole lot of them thought it was mistletoe.
#5 It's not deception if my kids think it's mistletoe, too? Right?