Thursday, March 04, 2010

do people really know me?

So I keep getting these "Your Friend Answered a Question About YOU!" notifications on facebook. I added the application to see what they were saying and deleted it because I'm just not that interested in having that crap fill my notifications with garbage. The questions were kind of funny, though. So I copied them to share here. The real answers are in bold.

Do you think that Kate knows what a fist pound is? Yes Yes. Who doesn't?

Do you think that Kate has ever failed a class? No Yes. Guess they don't know my academic history very well.

Do you think that Kate would turn you in to the FBI if they asked? Yes Yes (although this might depend on the crime...)

Do you think that Kate could key a car for revenge? No No, I'd come up with something more creative.

Do you think that Kate is superficial? No I might be but I like to think the answer is no.

Do you think that Kate has ever slapped anyone? Yes Guilty as charged.

Do you think that Kate brushes their teeth regularly? Yes Of course I do. People who don't are gross, and I am not gross.

Do you think that Kate has ugly teeth? No After nearly 4000 in orthodontic bills they damn well better not be.

Do you think that Kate has ever played beer pong? Yes I have not. I have, however, beer bonged. I bonged a word? I don't think so, but whatever.

Would you travel the world with Kate? Yes Yes, I would travel the world with myself. I am loved.

Do you think that Kate would lie for you? No This is true. I hate liars and lying.

Does Kate have a nice body? Yes I disagree most of the time, but I love whoever said yes.

Do you think that Kate puts 'hoes' before 'bros'? No This one doesn't even make sense in my life.

Do you think that Kate can do 20 pushups? Yes That would be a negative. I don't think I can even do one.

Do you think that Kate is materialistic? No I'm going to go with no... but I probably actually kind of am.

Do you think that Kate is cute? Yes My ego is happy.

Do you think that Kate has ever been in a fist fight? Yes When I was 11 I punched a snotty boy in the gut and boxed his ears. Does that count?

Would you hook up with Kate? No Thank God for that. Someone random probably answered that one.

Do you think that Kate would look good in a bikini? Yes No. Baby fat and stretchmarks. Nuff said.

Do you think that Kate has good credit? Yes I think I do, actually.

Do you think that Kate can keep a secret? Yes I'm a pretty awesome secret keeper.

Do you think that Kate is tone deaf? No I am.

Is Kate fun to be around? Yes Clearly.

Do you think that Kate can throw a football with a spiral? Yes Maybe? I don't know. That would actually require that I throw a football.

Do you think that Kate has ever lied in an interview? No Correct.

Do you think that Kate should have more self-confidence? No Actually, I could use some every now and then. I have some self-consciousness issues.

Does Kate have a nice body? Yes Whoever said yes is a liar.

Do you think that Kate can dance? Yes Absolutely.

Have you ever had a crush on Kate? No That's good because this could be awkward.

Do you think that Kate has ever fantasized about you? No Knowing the people on my friends list I'm going to go with True.

Do you think that Kate has ever stolen money from their friends? No True. If I had ever needed money that badly they'd have spotted me if I asked.

1 comment:

Tiffany said...

Pishaw Katie, after 4 kids, you still have a better body than me. I think you look fabulous!

But I hate those notifications too, I just blocked all the apps.